February 2013
1 post
September 2012
1 post
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“Strange times are these in which we live, when old and young
are taught in...”
August 2012
8 posts
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“When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don’t have money, I want...”
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“Oh no, please keep talking, I always yawn when I’m interested.”
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“Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”.”
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“Bitch, I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor.”
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“Omg that’s a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?”
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“I’m a lazy texter. Unless you’re cute, or I like you.”
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“Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell. They text or call to say...”
June 2012
8 posts
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“Things that can’t be bought by money are the most expensive.”
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“Sometimes, Ignorance is a form of Happiness.”
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“All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or...”
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“People are always telling me money talks. How come all it ever says to me is...”
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“When someone says epic fail i like to comeback and say so was you’re dads...”
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“I don’t call it “getting lost”. I call it “making my own...”
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“Don’t steal. The government hates competition.”
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“Love, is started by ADAM and EVE. Followed by ROMEO and JULIET. Completed by MOM...”
May 2012
2 posts
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“Take risks: If you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.”
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“Many people tells me to do what my heart says, but I don’t know what...”
March 2012
22 posts
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The Sad Thing...
It’s nice to have your crush surprise you like this…
Then you’ll walk towards him…
And he’ll give you flower’s…
The sad thing is, It’s really hard to expect anything.
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“Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.”
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“Being homosexual is still not as gay as twilight.”
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“I hate how chocolate immediately melts in my fingers… I mean AM I THAT...”
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“If Steroids are illegal for Athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal for...”
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“Unless your name isn’t Google you don’t know everything!!!”
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Yummy Desserts! →
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Yummy Desserts! →
I love sweets as i have a sweet tooth, but calories always stop me from pigging on em’ tsk!
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“If a girl from iceland and a guy from cuba have a kid.
Will he be an icecube?”
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“Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying,
His mom asked him “How do...”
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“*Girls on Facebook*
“Getting Starbucks with Jenny!”
*..2 minutes...”
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“Try to say ‘hmmmmmm’ for 7 seconds while blocking your nose.
...”
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“*Boy passes note & gets caught. Teacher reads it out loud.*
“DEAR...”
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“God bless the kid who entertains the class by disrespecting the teacher.”
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“A picture speaks a thousand words. But with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies.”
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“Girls on Periods:
I’m fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream....”
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“I’m homy. Reblog if you read that wrong!”
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“I decided to burn a lot of calories today. So I set a Fat Kid on fire.”
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“I’ll call it a “Smart Phone” the day I yell,...”
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“I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings.
So, I poured some RedBull...”
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“Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an Idiot.
Next time I see someone say that,...”
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February 2012
32 posts
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“When someone says “I love you” and you don`t feel the same,
just say “I love...”
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“I Love rumors, you learn things about your self that you never knew were true.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.”
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“I wonder if the girls on “16 and pregnant” will come back on...”
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“You are not Alive unless your Living.”
– CLANG CARREON
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“Two blondes were driving to Disneyland.
The sign said: “Disneyland...”
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“As we grow older we don’t lose friends, we just learn who the Real ones...”
